Saturday, 16 August 2014

An apple a day?

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away', is an old saying that is recited even today. But is that really so? I am not so sure. Not every apple is meant to take a bite from nowadays. Very different from earlier times. Adam did not think twice before taking a bite from the apple Eve offered him. William Tell did not have any trouble splitting the apple on his son's head with a bolt from his crossbow.  
And Sir Isaac Newton came up with his 'First law of motion' when an apple fell on his head. Fortunately for him he was not sitting under a coconut tree.

How different would all this have been by modern standards. Adam would probably have declared Eve mad for asking him to risk his pearly whites. Being an excellent marksman would not have helped William Tell's son to balance a Macintosh on his head properly. On the upside, the target would have been much bigger. And Sir Isaac Newton would not have been pleased when one of Steve Job's inventions would have landed on his head. A severe concussion would have been the result. Not his 'First law of motion'. 

Still, people seem to like the Apples from Cupertino despite all the mishap they could have caused. Even more then the fruits of the labor of Samsung. I kid you not. This is true as I found out on one of my explorations into Richmond Centre.

I came across the stores of Samsung and Apple, two old rivals. Should one have had the possession of it, William Tell's crossbow could have been fired without hitting anyone. Bar the sales staff, but what is their use without customers to attend to anyway. 


What a difference from the atmosphere in the Apple store. Although Apple aficionados obviously do not like to be in the forefront and drove in the back of the store, there were quite a few of them too. Hopefully Apple's research department does not inhibit the same behavior though. However, unlike the echoing sounds of my own footsteps haunting me in the Samsung store, the space here was filled with gleeful sounds coming from the mouths of exited 'applets' as I would like to baptize the flock of shoppers. For the record, the blue Smurf-like creatures are members of the sales staff and should therefore be left out of the equation. Nevertheless I dare say that people still like fruit today. Not all kinds of fruit though...



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