Facial hear has been a huge trend lately. Not the kind that Santa Claus possess though. Nope. Many celebrities couldn't resist the urge to literally step away from their razor and let nature take its course. Of course, examples have been around for ages. Let me introduce to you a few diehards from showbiz. ZZ-Top
is in my humble opinion the best example of what facial hear should look like, bar of course Santa. quite different from Prince's 'beard'. Not quite up to the ZZ-Top-standard yet which might be a good thing too.
Given Prince's length, he would probably have tripped over a beard that long all the time. Or his beard would have gotten entangled in his guitar strings. Not a nice thing to happen as it inevitably would ruin his performance. His fans wouldn't like that at all. And there are quite a few 'ordinary people' who have followed suit as I noticed in the streets of Vancouver.
is in my humble opinion the best example of what facial hear should look like, bar of course Santa. quite different from Prince's 'beard'. Not quite up to the ZZ-Top-standard yet which might be a good thing too.
Given Prince's length, he would probably have tripped over a beard that long all the time. Or his beard would have gotten entangled in his guitar strings. Not a nice thing to happen as it inevitably would ruin his performance. His fans wouldn't like that at all. And there are quite a few 'ordinary people' who have followed suit as I noticed in the streets of Vancouver.Even a few hockey players of 'the Canucks' follow suit as well as the odd football player of 'the Lions'. Although it is fair to say that male lions normally are not only hairy to handle but are hairy creatures as well.
So would it be fair to say that having facial hear is not a bad thing then? Not quite I'm afraid. With the advent of the month November there is 'Movember' to consider. Let me explain what this entails, for
those ostriches among us who had their heads stuck in the sand. 'Movember' was invented to focus attention on the battle against cancer. Prostate cancer to be exact. How does this work then? Well, it is very easy for men. And for a few qualifying women as well. One starts to grow facial hair on the upper lip on November 1st and shave it at the end of that same month. Preferably for a donation to the good cause. The problem thus becomes clear. Those that already have facial hear cannot make a distinction by growing a mustache. I would therefore suggest that the trend to grow facial hear, even the tiniest bit, is abolished immediately. All produce must be harvested, meaning shaved, to provide for a fresh start at the beginning of the month 'Movember'. Lucky for him, Santa isn't around then yet...


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